- "If you had three wishes, what would they be?"
- My first wish would be for a never ending fountain of Pepsi products in my home, office, and car. My second wish would be for the man meant for me to make an appearance already so I know who I'm dealing with. The third is to make Mister Genie Wanna-be to leave me the hell alone forever. This line is so random. It's a line we used in the sorority to get to know girls to find out the most about them in the least amount of time. If I wanted to respond to those kind of questions, I would just go back to the sorority house.
- "How has your day been?"
- What, you already think you know me well enough to ask how my day went? You really want the first thing I tell you was how stressful it is being a teacher? No one realizes how stressed we are, and we only want to be asked how we're doing if we want to vent the stress. Not really impressive, sultry, get to know you talk. This is like you skipped the get to know you foreplay and went straight for the kill. Uh, no. Not going to respond to you, because what I can tell you will scare you both away from me and away from having children for a while.\
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