Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Deja Vu. More like Deja NO!

Only one of the day: "I lost my number.  Can I borrow yours?"

Strange.  I feel like I have heard this one before.

OMG!  Because I have.  Like yesterday.

I'm serious guys.  This line is an automatic no go.  Not only because it's so old that my grandma probably turned down my grandpa because he used this line.  He didn't use the line, but grandma did turn him down.  Twice.  Until he got his game together.  MEN GET YOUR GAME TOGETHER!

It's completely unoriginal.  Like you are a probie going out for the first time and you Google "How to Pick Up Girls" and select the first option.  That works for things like "When the Cubs last won a World Series" (1908 btw).  Not for getting a girl to notice you.

Instead, pay attention to her.  Comment about something specific so you can lead into a CONVERSATION (hey, novel idea).  If a girl is wearing a necklace, ask her where she got it because you want to get something special and unique for your mother for her birthday.  Does it have to be true?  No, but starting a conversation about her is a plus.

If you have horrible moments on Dating sites or in person with pick up lines, leave a comment!

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