Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Another Oldie.

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

I think I've heard this one too... back in like 4th grade.  Dear Lord, get it through your head:  If it's clever, it's been done like a million and a half times.  Why is it that this one is still in a guy's repertoire?  It's not original, and a third grader probably came up with it.  If a third grader and a grown up man both used this line on me, I would be more inclined to react to the third grader because it's cute.  With the grown man it leans towards pathetic.  Like Michael Jackson lean, not Leaning Tower lean.

Please, just talk to a girl normally.  We as women feel less attractive because these stupid lines keep getting used on us.  It's like we aren't worth all your effort.  Guess what, not every woman will fall at your feet when you use a pick up line.  Interests go a long way.

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