"Why aren’t you in jail? It's illegal to look that good."
Because I'm a good girl? Because I'm smarter than that? Because that line doesn't ever work, does it? Because I just got out on parole?
Other than this one just plain sucks, it implies to me that I'm a bad girl. Sorry, I don't want a Mr. Wickham, because I'm holding out for Mr. Darcy. This kind of line makes me feel like I'm just another Lydia.
Besides, I know you're lying through your teeth.
Instead, tell me something specific and honest about myself. "I'm sorry to bother you, but your eyes just caught me. They are such a unique shade of blue, that I'm honestly not sure what they are." Be a gentleman about it, and don't let your first comment be about my rack.
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