3 in One- Here We Go!

Here are the first three pick up lines:

• Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
• Guys, how can you tell this from a picture? Especially since the picture I have as my profile on this site is of me, after work, with a beer, acting goofy. I don't believe you. When you say my eyes sparkle in a picture, I automatically think "Dear Lord, I have Red-Eye". Unless I put some effort into my pictures, which 95% of the time I don't, my eyes don't look great. And my dad's a farmer, so all he did was teach his little girl to not be afraid to get dirty. (Insert innuendo here)
• I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
• I think my grandfather tried this one on my grandmother in 1950. And it was old then. Sometimes, oldies aren't goodies.
• If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents.
• If I had a nickel for every time I heard a variation of this, I would have more than five cents. And five cents doesn't buy you anything anymore, except maybe to cover the tax at McDonalds. I'm serious, I'm not impressed, and I also think you're cheap because you're asking for nickels. For God's Sake, ask for dollars, they spend better.

INSTEAD- mention that we have similar interests. I would be more prone to talk to you in person if we had something in common, and that doesn't change when it comes to the internet. If you like The Avengers, and I like The Avengers, we can have a conversation starting with the Avengers, and it can lead to other subjects.

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