Sunday, March 16, 2014

Best Line Ever.

"If you ever want to get to know each other, feel free to message me."

DING DING DING!  We have a winner!  Finally, a member of the male species that offers up conversation instead of cheese!  I seriously thought that these men only existed in romantic literary works and in Tom Hiddleston.  A guy who wants to get to know a girl and know everything about her.  Such an old fashioned concept.  No one does that anymore.  I was about to start seeing if there was going to be a new National Geographic show titled "Quest for the Mysterious Gentleman"

And here we have a local water hole where members of the male species gather.  See the females gather in groups for moral support.

Our first subject is attempting to gain the female's attention.  Let's listen in carefully to hear his natural mating call. "Hey baby, if I had a nickel for every pretty girl like you I have seen, I would have a nickel."  Ooh, she turns her head away from him, her face showing what looks like disgust.  

Another male approaches.  Will he succeed in gaining her phone number to pursue her as a potential mate?  "Excuse me, but I noticed you were wearing a Dale Earnhardt Jr. charm on your bracelet.  He is my favorite driver as well."  The female seems interested.

But thank you, random dude.  I know now that there are men interested in me as a person, and not just for a fun time.

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