My Turn Ons, Installment One

I've been having a slow line time, so I'm going to list and describe three things that I'm drawn to on first glance that doesn't make sense for my personality.

• Beards-  I'm picky about facial hair.  I prefer manscaping over a let go beard.  And quite honestly, if you can't grow a full beard, you need to manscape to what you can grow.  If you can only grow sideburns, a goatee, and a moustache, then scape it into those.  But overall, I prefer facial hair to clean shaven.  So if I had to choose between a manscaped guy with a goatee, a lumberjack who is scraggly, and a clean shaven man, I would choose Mister Goatee Manscape.
• Tattoos-  Not many people understand my attraction to tattoos.  But I'm only attracted to certain tattoos and styles and placements.  Arm tattoos are a definite yes, and neck tattoos turn me off.  I lean towards the black and white and gray tattoos more than color tattoos.  But if a guy is wearing a short sleaved t-shirt, and I can see some black and gray tattoos on his arms, I'm instantly attracted.
• Ex-Military/Military-  I love me a man in uniform, and the thought of a guy being in the military in the past is brave and heroic and super hot to me.  

There you go.  If you know of a guy who fits these basic criteria, send him my way.  As long as he also has a brain to go with everything.