"You must have lasers for eyes, because you just stunned me."
Hold on, I'm still cracking up about this one. I know I said I was a geek, but this is just bad. Like I would pour my drink on you at the bar if you used this on me bad. Stop and learn how to talk to girls. Because at least in my family, the lasers aren't my eyes. Think Austin Power's FemBots. ;)
"Hello, I'm a thief and I'm about to steal your heart."
Thanks for letting me know. I'll let Life Alert know. And how the hell did you get past the security check?
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