A Good One

"How would you describe your type?"

I love this.  It's a genuine question that can be answered shallowly by shallow people.  And if it's answered shallowly, then the person asking the question knows the shallow answer is by a shallow person.

And when they ask me, I give deep answers.  Deep answers are great because I can show that I have a brain that actually works 3 feet above my ass, not just empty space.  That I look for what's on the inside, so I look like a real person.  

Questions like this set me apart from the ditzy women who in reality get the guys at the bars.

And so you know, I responded.