"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
No. You're not a snowflake. This isn't like the Notebook's "You're a bird, I'm a bird." Which I never cared for anyway.
You're a wanna-be smooth operator. If I were in a bar and you used that on me, I wouldn't even give you a look to respond. No, my response would have been to roll my eyes and walk away. Dear lord, what are you being taught to think that this line would actually work?
Guys, tell me, is there some manual that you are secretly handed that is filled with pick up lines that tend to work on enough dumb girls that you think they will work on all girls?
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