Follow through sucks

"That awkward moment when you try to message a girl and all you can think of is hello."

That one is fine. until I responded and never got something back.  Seriously, if you're going to be this good at getting a girl to talk to you, you should have the balls to follow through with the conversation.  Grow a pair to go with the fictional pair that you needed to message me through a dating site.

Weather Appropriate

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."

No.  You're not a snowflake.  This isn't like the Notebook's "You're a bird, I'm a bird."  Which I never cared for anyway.

You're a wanna-be smooth operator.  If I were in a bar and you used that on me, I wouldn't even give you a look to respond.  No, my response would have been to roll my eyes and walk away.  Dear lord, what are you being taught to think that this line would actually work?

Guys, tell me, is there some manual that you are secretly handed that is filled with pick up lines that tend to work on enough dumb girls that you think they will work on all girls?

Back to the Drawing Board

My hiatus is over.

It was fun, for a while.  But now it's over, and quite honestly, it's better this way.  I wasn't happy, especially that early.

So now we just wait until the pick up lines start flowing in again.