Monday, June 16, 2014

Can you at least try? No... Sorry I'm not Sorry!

"I'm a magician.  And today is Monday!"

Dear.  Lord.  Almighty!

This isn't a joke.  A guy seriously just used this as a pick up line/conversation starter.  And what's my reflex to this much stupidity?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller?

SARCASM!  I use sarcasm on the poor sucker.

Obviously if this is your idea of a good line, you need to go to a middle school, watch some 6th graders, and take a few pointers on how to impress girls, because I have seen better lines used by them.

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