Can you at least try? No... Sorry I'm not Sorry!

"I'm a magician.  And today is Monday!"

Dear.  Lord.  Almighty!

This isn't a joke.  A guy seriously just used this as a pick up line/conversation starter.  And what's my reflex to this much stupidity?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller?

SARCASM!  I use sarcasm on the poor sucker.

Obviously if this is your idea of a good line, you need to go to a middle school, watch some 6th graders, and take a few pointers on how to impress girls, because I have seen better lines used by them.

Creeper Alert

So a while back I got a generic wink on a dating site.  The guy looked interesting, so I sent a message telling him that I appreciated the wink, but I like messages with conversation better.

I didn't get a response to that right away, so I forgot about it.

Until tonight, when he sends me message after message.

• Ok.  I'll send messages.
• What's your phone number
• What are you up to?

After this one, I replied that I was going to bed because my body is still on teacher time, which is mostly the truth.  But the main goal of that message was to get him to leave me alone.

But he didn't.

• I hope you have sweet dreams.
• I wish I were there to tuck you in.

DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!  My red lights are flashing.  Call me old fashioned, but telling a girl you just started a conversation with that you wish you could tuck her in is EXTREMELY CREEPY!  I know from my experience dating creepy guys that this is bad news.  

I'm just going to ignore this bozo from now on.