I've been a bad, bad girl...

So I swore to myself that I wouldn't speak ill about my exes or any date I go on after the magician incident.  But my last ex is behaving in a way that needs to be addressed so I can prevent other people from going through what I'm feeling right now.

I'm feeling disgust and disbelief about him right now.  Because he's being a creeper.  No, he's not stalking my Facebook or Twitter or Tumblr or even this blog.  He's stalking my current online dating profiles.  The profiles I suspended and deleted because I was in what I thought was a "committed" relationship.  He was committed alright, to what every guy who is a jerk and a loser is committed to:  Booze and Sex.

We dated officially for 2 months, so when he stop responding to my messages and not answering my calls, I gave him about 4 weeks, or about half the length of the relationship, to get in touch.  I figured that after the 4th week, we were officially broken up.  So I sent him one last message and moved on with my life.  I pretty much grieved that relationship in the past 4 weeks, so I was ready to reboot my dating profiles.  On a funny note, my mom didn't even like him and had more faith in him than I ended up with.  Sorry, but when you leave your girlfriend of one month standing on your porch and you're napping on the couch on the other side of the wall, she doesn't have a desire to come to your place again and risking her being left again.

2 weeks after I booted my profiles back up, I get a notification from one about a page view.  I look at the guy who looked at my profile, and it's this guy.  Like he had to make sure it was me after 6 weeks since we had last seen each other or exchanged words.  And I didn't even change my picture from my profile that he contacted months ago, so he knew it was me.

And now tonight I check another profile's notification of a view, and lo and behold, it's him again.  That's two separate profiles in the past month and a half.  Especially since the second doesn't count the view unless you specifically click on the person.  So he intentionally looked at my profile to check it.  And like the other site, I use THE SAME DANG PICTURES.  So he could see without clicking that it was me.  So he's either more stupid than I thought, or much creepier and more controlling than I thought, and neither site well with me.

Once I can understand as an accident, but a second time, which only counts full views as views, tonight makes me think that he's being a creeper.  And I've been talking to someone I met on a site that I really am excited about, but this thing tonight plus a SVU marathon is making me unnaturally edgy.

So here's the lesson being laid out tonight:  If you meet someone online, and know that they have multiple profiles, don't intentionally click on their profiles if you know it's them.  It shows up on their notifications bar, and they can see you, especially when they truly want to move on.

I'm done and off my soapbox now.  And hopefully I start getting more good pick up lines soon.  Lately it's been a bunch of "Hello"s and "How are you"s.  Which I can't rip into, making this blog less fun.

Not a Bleedin' Picasso

"I like how your nose is in the middle of your face.  I think it's really cute."

So have you met girls who have their nose on like their forehead or their chin?  Most, if not all, noses are in the middle of the face.

Follow through sucks

"That awkward moment when you try to message a girl and all you can think of is hello."

That one is fine. until I responded and never got something back.  Seriously, if you're going to be this good at getting a girl to talk to you, you should have the balls to follow through with the conversation.  Grow a pair to go with the fictional pair that you needed to message me through a dating site.

Weather Appropriate

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."

No.  You're not a snowflake.  This isn't like the Notebook's "You're a bird, I'm a bird."  Which I never cared for anyway.

You're a wanna-be smooth operator.  If I were in a bar and you used that on me, I wouldn't even give you a look to respond.  No, my response would have been to roll my eyes and walk away.  Dear lord, what are you being taught to think that this line would actually work?

Guys, tell me, is there some manual that you are secretly handed that is filled with pick up lines that tend to work on enough dumb girls that you think they will work on all girls?

Back to the Drawing Board

My hiatus is over.

It was fun, for a while.  But now it's over, and quite honestly, it's better this way.  I wasn't happy, especially that early.

So now we just wait until the pick up lines start flowing in again.

Indefinate Hiatus

I no longer have any dating sites.

I have no more need for them.  ;-)

If you comment and tell me your pick up lines, I could possibly give my two cents about those, but for my own life, there will be no more for the foreseeable future.

Thank you for being such a great audience.

I call Shenanigans

"You're so beautiful that I forgot my pick up line."

No, because I'm sure that you didn't, because this is your pick up line.  If you have to mention having a pick up line in the message, the message itself is a pick up line.

And I can't be all that that beautiful to you because of the fact that I'm wearing a Blackhawks jersey in my profile picture and he's wearing a Blues jersey.  Personally, I would date a Blues fan, but only if they were sincere and accepting.  But most hockey fans are die hard, and most guys who are hockey fans aren't as accepting of others as most girls.  I actually have been told by no less than 3 guys through my adventures who were Blues fans that the main reason that I was being rejected by them was in quotes "You're a filthy Blackhawks fan."  One guy is normal, two is coincidence, and three or more is a trend.

Which is the reason I have my profile pic in my Blackhawks jersey.  This way I can weed out the deadbeats and rude people from the real guys.  And also let them know that I'm sports fan who happens to be a girl, and not just a girl sports fan.  That difference is another post entirely.

Like most girls, I want to be told I'm beautiful because it's honestly how the guy feels.  Not as a pick up line.  And until recently, I haven't ever been told I was beautiful.